stupid idoit that was hungry and made a holiday (thanksgiving
) to make people bring lots of food to eat and made a holiday out of it.
I took over land and travel everywhere, now lets eat. pass the turkey, dweebus.
Hey I stole land from the Indians, lets have turkey.
Oh man, this mayflower crap is really tiring, I could eat a whole turkey.
"Wheres the food?" "i dunno how bout` you shoot a helpless turkey."