Definitions by Mike Mermel

My Shit's in flux 

Living in a state of change. An insight that the assumptions of life are subject to being wrong. The realization that upheaval could come at any moment.

How's it going? Umm, ok. Just ok? What's the matter? Eh. my shit's in flux. Oh, man, sorry...

My Shit's in flux by Mike Mermel September 7, 2016

Shit Barnacles

Dabs, blobs or streaks of leftover shit stuck to the inside of the toilet bowl. Can be challenging to remove. Often immune to direct urination. Un-effected by harsh chemicals. Sometimes remaining in the bowl until the cleaning person comes.

Damn, someone flushed too soon and left shit barnacles!

Shit Barnacles by Mike Mermel July 11, 2014

GFJ 

Goat Fuck Jamboree. A jumbled situational debacle.

The Mac race was a GFJ!

GFJ by Mike Mermel July 13, 2007