turkey shot

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"
by Mike Locke May 19, 2004
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dirt wagon

A nasty, ugly, smelly, bitch that you would never ever EVER! want to fuck...even if you and her were the only people alive on the plant.
"Ouch, that whore is such a dirt wagon!"
by Mike Locke May 28, 2004
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