Definitions by Mike Locke
dirt wagon
A nasty, ugly, smelly, bitch that you would never ever EVER! want to fuck...even if you and her were the only people alive on the plant.
dirt wagon by Mike Locke May 28, 2004
turkey shot
when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"
turkey shot by Mike Locke May 19, 2004