Mike Lawyer's definitions

bavarian goggles

During the act of 69'ing, the balls of the partner on top seat themselves on the partner on bottom's eyes, in much the same way goggles would rest on ones eyes.

Fuck rose-colored glasses, you should see how good life looks through bavarian goggles.

by Mike Lawyer November 12, 2003

chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.

That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.

by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003