Mike Jr.'s definitions

software

Another name for a penis when it won't get hard.

He was all software down there.

by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004

Exploding Zeppelin

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom, blows it up like a balloon, and pops it. Leaving a splatter mess of cum everywhere.

Bill why did you explode the zeppelin?

by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004

Backdoor Warrior

Someone who loves and is good at anal sex.

He was a backdoor warrior jill.

by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004