Definitions by Mike Garrick

Tommy Bahama 

A beverage one partakes in that has an original owner that is not themselves. Much like a Tommy Bahama beach chair that someone brings to the beach or an event that inevitability is sat in by a secondary party.

When we’re done at the pool, I’m gonna finish up all the Tommy Bahamas our crew leaves behind.

Tommy Bahama by Mike Garrick May 9, 2024

osmosa 

When you’re trying to make a mimosa and you pour champagne into a glass, then realize you’re an alcoholic and ok with juice being near the champagne, wafted onto the champagne, or rubbed against the champagne.

I hate my life. Can I please have an osmosa?

osmosa by Mike Garrick December 12, 2021