Definitions by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen

bearded clam 

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

bearded clam by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

Hairy Ax Wound 

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

Hairy Ax Wound by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007