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Definitions by Mike Esco

Tijuana Mama 

Crapping In Partners Mouth....Then Recieving Oral Sex While Feces Is Still In The Oral Cavity(The Mouth)
Damn I Saw A Tijuana Mama Stick Earlier In 7-11 And It Reminded Me Of That Hooker Last Night Who Ate My Shit And Sucked My Dick
Tijuana Mama by Mike Esco October 11, 2008

Steve Jobs  

Jamming An iPod Into The Anus And Masturbating While Listening To "Chocolate Rain" By Tay Zonday
Dude I Was Bored So I Went Home And Did A Steve Jobs But My Mom Walked In And Beat Me For Listening To Such A Shitty Song
Steve Jobs by Mike Esco October 11, 2008