Definitions by Mike Drizzle 1980

Bringing Bilbo to the Shire 

When any midget or dwarf has anal sex while wearing a cock ring and calls the woman "Precious" when he takes his money shot in her face.

Last night I was "Bringing Bilbo to the Shire" with this skank!

Bringing Bilbo to the Shire by Mike Drizzle 1980 December 16, 2010