Definitions by Mike Chiarenza

beerpiphany

an epiphany while under the influence of beer

while contemplating which girl to score with, i had a beerpiphany... the big tits and large ass girl!

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.