Definitions by Mike & Co.

Ass Gerbil 

One who likes gerbil ass.

Garrett is such an ass gerbil.

Ass Gerbil by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Richard Simmonsaurus 

A gay dinosaur (or person)

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.

Richard Simmonsaurus by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003