Mike "The Situation's definitions
THE sexiest humans inhabiting the earth to this day. As long as you look good and use a fucking treadmill once in a while, you'll look almost as good as one, but you'll never be one.
Guy 1: So I be hittin up this sexy Italian down the street.
Guy 2: I bet she's pretty high maintenance.
Guy 1: Yeah, but so am I.
Guy 1 +2: Chyea!
Guy 2: I bet she's pretty high maintenance.
Guy 1: Yeah, but so am I.
Guy 1 +2: Chyea!
by Mike "The Situation December 13, 2010
Get the Italianmug.