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To become a 'Kram', and or to get 'Krammed' is to test the limits of ones liver by means of alcohol consumption. One must first except and believe that there lies a state of intoxication beyond drunk, wasted, hammered etc. To classify as a ‘Kram’ all four of the following requirements must be met.

1. The ability to consume more liquor than any fellow drinkers at a social gathering.
2. Conscious urination must occur more than twice in one night.
3. Incomprehensible verbal communication with droop projectiles.
4. Once the ‘Kram’ has passed out they sleep with one eye half open, puke décor on his/her shirt with a lingering urine order.

People are often found ‘Krammed’ North of the Canadian USA boarder.
A prime example of a ‘Kram’ is a French Canadian of Serbian decent.
by Mikalo Rodeo June 9, 2005
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