1 definition by Miguel Escargot

a person who lacks and one or more of the following: athleticism, good looks, smarts, e de vez, good taste in music.
Naomi-"There is no such word as a scnhard"
Mike-"Yes there is, you are dumb. You may or may not be a schnard. Perhaps a schnardy-bomb bomb
by Miguel Escargot May 3, 2009
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