Definitions by Microwaved pop tart

John 

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.

John says he has muscular legs 🦵.

John by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021