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When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.
“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”
by Mick Hockiner October 19, 2022
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