Michella Bella Donatella's definitions

smorgassbored

A compilation or mish-mash of obscure topics a blogger uses when they are bored or out of good ideas.

"I'm terribly bored today and can't think of anything interesting to say, so here's my smorgassbored of a blog. Hopefully there is something on here you'll find interesting!"

by Michella Bella Donatella July 30, 2008

intellicrap

A type of verbage associated with overzealous individuals who aim to show off or intimidate by discussing topics no one else understands or cares anything about. This is often accomplished by merely using extraordinary vocabulary.

Jerry always seemed to annoy his aquaintances by inserting his intellicrap into every conversation.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 4, 2006

soggy waffle

An item of refuse. Used mainly in terms of romance and relationships. A person who has been buttered up and then left standing alone without further indulgence. An unwanted item. A forgotten individual, no matter how delictable or delicious they may be.

He pushed me aside like a soggy waffle.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 5, 2006

boobshelf

A large set of breasts that stick out far beyond the body, so that the woman who owns them can not see her feet. A boobshelf often catches spilt food, leaving stains on clothing, often along the cleavage line. Boobshelves can be useful for laying plates while scooping food into your mouth or resting books for comfortable reading.

My boobshelf is so big, it hangs over the table when I eat. I am constantly cleaning food stains off of my shirts because of my boobshelf.

by Michella Bella Donatella May 10, 2006