Micheal Jackson’s Afterthought's definitions

Caitlin

A retarded girl who gets a ton of dick.

Caitlin, despite not being mentally capable of having a conversation, got fucked by eight different men last week.

by Micheal Jackson’s Afterthought October 28, 2019

Ken Men

A second-rate man who speaks in a deliberate high pitch voice, cuts his hair short and combs it up, has little to no facial hair and never stops fake smiling

Anderson Cooper, Dax Shepard, Justin Bieber, Tom Holland, and SNL’s Colin Jost and Pete Davidson are all ken men.

by Micheal Jackson’s Afterthought October 28, 2019