Definitions by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast
BOWIED
Bowied (verb): The act of elegantly ejaculating across a partner’s face in a single, artistic diagonal streak, tastefully recreating David Bowie’s iconic Aladdin Sane lightning bolt makeup from the 1970s. A glamorous and theatrical finish worthy of a rock legend.
Example sentence:
"After an intimate and passionate evening, he gracefully bowied her with a precise diagonal flash, transforming her into a living tribute to Bowie’s Aladdin Sane era—she wore the artistic streak with radiant confidence and a knowing smile."
"After an intimate and passionate evening, he gracefully bowied her with a precise diagonal flash, transforming her into a living tribute to Bowie’s Aladdin Sane era—she wore the artistic streak with radiant confidence and a knowing smile."
BOWIED by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast July 4, 2026
BOWIED
To dramatically ejaculate across someone's face in a bold, diagonal lightning-bolt streak, perfectly recreating David Bowie's iconic Aladdin Sane makeup look from the '70s. Bonus points if you hit the exact zig-zag angle and then whisper "Let's dance" as you zip up and vanish into the night like a true Starman.
"Bro, last night was legendary—I absolutely bowied her from eyebrow to jawline. She came out looking like Ziggy Stardust had a one-night stand with a bukkake enthusiast."
BOWIED by Michaelas M&M Blaaaast June 30, 2026