Definitions by Michael William Smith

Galpern

(n.) a creeper, one who likes to creep, Smlax, one who loves Smlax

"That girl is a total Galpern..she followed me yesterday in her black Nissan Pathfinder for almost an hour!"

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(v.) to creep, to stalk, to smlax

"I went galperning yesterday and drove by her boyfriend's brother's ex-wife's sister-in-law's cousin's house. it was so intense"

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