Michael Vee's definitions

milwaukee

1.the most segregated city in America
2.where you either live in a burned down house or a trailer
3.where white suburban kids get their drugs from
4.big pollution, there is more trash in the lake than fish
5.second highest murder rate, third highest for carjacking
6.beautiful downtown, but decaying everywhere else
7.home of Chicago gangs
8.where people shoot eachother for the stupidest reasons

"On our trip, we drove around Milwaukee because we didn't want to get shot or lose our car."

by Michael Vee July 29, 2006