1 definition by Michael Swaim wannabe

Gonya

A pudgy Muskrat who ejaculates into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl

13 Year Old Girl:"I think I have a Gonya stuck in my vagina"
Whomever: "Does it smell like depression and broken dreams"
13 yo Girl: "Only when I walk next to my sofa"

by Michael Swaim wannabe May 30, 2010