1 definition by Michael Nicholson

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A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!
Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
by Michael Nicholson August 10, 2007

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