Michael Mervin's definitions

husbiancée

The male in a very long engagement, typically longer than 18 months, with no set wedding date.

- He's my fiancée, but we've been engaged so long we might as well be married. He's my husbiancée.

- Girl, you've got two kids with the guy, and you live together. When are you and your husbiancée going to get married?

by Michael Mervin March 12, 2013

shawkward

an event that is both surprising and uncomfortable simultaneously

I ran into my ex-girlfriend and her family yesterday while I was with my new girlfriend; it was shawkward.

by Michael Mervin September 12, 2009