Definitions by Michael M.

halo2sucks.com 

Scapegoat for those who don't like change.

"ZOMG I AM TEH HATINGZ0R TEH BUGNEE OMG HALO 2 IS TEH SUXX BCUZ J00 START WITH SMG ON MP MAPS OMG OMG OGMOMGGJDKFJjflsdkfj;d23211121!!!!1!"

halo2sucks.com by Michael M. March 27, 2005

Owned 

Gamer term:
Beaten, lost, defeated, corpse-humped into a bloody stump.

"OMG WTF you got owned by teh n00b?"

Owned by Michael M. July 19, 2004

Steak and Mountain Dew 

Michael's favourite choice in a menu.
Send some straight away with your halo action figures to his address, or the ongoing war against the Machines will be lost, and the sentinel will tighten it's grip on the young marionette for all eternity.

SEND STEAK!

Michael begged the population of santa monica for some Steak and Mountain Dew, and went into hibernation in the small island of New Zealand when no one find him any.

Steak and Mountain Dew by Michael M. July 19, 2004