3 definitions by Michael Kelly

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It is a word used to describe a girl that is cute and chubby. In the case of a pourdgett unlike a "pourdge", pourdgett is very offensive.
Your a fucking pourdgett bitch
Why dont you crawl up and die you bitch pordgett
by Michael Kelly June 06, 2006
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It is a word used to describe something that is cute and chubby. Yet is slightly offensive.
"My little sister is such a fucking pourdge"
"My cock is a pourdge"
by Michael Kelly June 01, 2006
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A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.
"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
by michael kelly June 06, 2012
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