Michael Jahn's definitions

portnurd

A USB periferal tester. Someone who knows how to make things devices (Scanners, printers) connect to the PC or laptop when they are not 'plug-n-play'

"My beyatch bought a new all in one, and she is all callin' me and shit - she thinks i am her portnurd."

by Michael Jahn May 6, 2006

PURL

When you mail a postcard that contains a Personalize Universal/Unique Resource Locator (PURL), when the PostCard recipient enters that the URL, they are taken to a Personal URL that contains their name (which was either created beforehand or on-demand - this if popular with companies that deliver cross-media marketing campaigns so they can tract response.

When I typed in my PURL, the web page said "welcome Ms. Kumber" - which was hella funny because that was not my name !

by Michael Jahn January 13, 2008