Michael Gebhardt's definitions

Thongtastic

Adjective describing the act of a young girl working hard to show off her thong, usually used after the girl has passed by.

"Wow, she was thongtastic!"

by Michael Gebhardt May 16, 2007

Sphinx

Plural form of sphincter

LUNCH LADY1: "I put Ex Lax in the meatloaf today"
LUNCH LADY2: "Wonder what their sphinx will feel like tomorrow"
LUNCH LADY3: "Ha, ha"

by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007

Crust Bunny

Combination of dust and crusty skin that gathers and congeals inside an overweight person's navel.

"You should have seen the crust bunny that I scooped out of my belly button last night!"

by Michael Gebhardt May 17, 2007