Definitions by Michael Fried

Blarg 

To feel unhappy.

"Dude, I feel so blarg right now"

"OMG, I can't believe he did that to me! I feel soo blarg!"

Blarg by Michael Fried August 1, 2008

Foove 

Fooving is when a person farts then moves to try and place the blame on someone else.

"Bro, did you just foove?"

"Naw man, it was that dude over there!"

Foove by Michael Fried January 1, 2008