Michael Fried's definitions

Blarg

To feel unhappy.

"Dude, I feel so blarg right now"

"OMG, I can't believe he did that to me! I feel soo blarg!"

by Michael Fried August 1, 2008

Foove

Fooving is when a person farts then moves to try and place the blame on someone else.

"Bro, did you just foove?"

"Naw man, it was that dude over there!"

by Michael Fried January 1, 2008