Definitions by Mia Dougherty

Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough

“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker

Russell Tortoreti by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023

Carrie Golvash 

The sexiest reptile lookin biscuit lickin mother in PA.

“Hey did you guys see Carrie Golvash’s Cupcake Lingerie”
“Yea shit was so fucking hot”

Carrie Golvash by Mia Dougherty December 9, 2022

Clam Shitty 

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.

“Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”

Clam Shitty by Mia Dougherty July 24, 2022