methzeimers

A condition brought on rapidly after smoking a bowl full of dope which causes the person to forget within minutes where they've set things, activities currently in progress, and names of people they've known for years.

Amber: Where are the car keys?

Rodney: I don't know where i put them... I swear I just had them.

Amber: You just walked in the door! Your methzeimers has really kicked in today!