Definitions by Metal Warlock

Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

Badonkulars by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

Getting Dicked 

Eng (UK) Another way of saying, getting drunk.

homeless guy behind pub: Yeah, now I'm getting dicked!

Getting Dicked by Metal Warlock May 15, 2016