Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.
"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"
by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009
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Reptar

When someone take their frustration (and or) anger out on a sex partner.
"I had a rough week.. luckily I met this broad at the club..
I gave that bitch a Reptar.. Bitches loves Reptar."
by Metal Metal Rob January 24, 2012
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