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Art Hostage

An English, Jewish, Protestant, Republican former criminal and current crime podcaster and liar based in Brighton Beach. Is well known by the monikers "Turbo" and "Old Three Tooth". Has a huge love for jellied eels and ritualistic crumb muching.

Good god that fella Art Hostage is quite the tout!

by Merseyside Paradise June 27, 2023