Merry Present's definitions

Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.

"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."

by Merry Present February 5, 2020

CLOG

Cute Little Office Gal.

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."

by Merry Present March 5, 2020

TMGO

Too Much Going On.

Overstimulated much? Just say "TMGO" and buzz off.

by Merry Present June 10, 2016