Definitions by Merry Present

CLOG 

Cute Little Office Gal.

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."

CLOG by Merry Present March 5, 2020

Dutch handshake 

When somebody grabs your crotch.

"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."

Dutch handshake by Merry Present February 5, 2020

TMGO 

Too Much Going On.

Overstimulated much? Just say "TMGO" and buzz off.

TMGO by Merry Present June 10, 2016