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Geertsen

The act of randomly squeezing a man’s hard penis, typically done by a horny female.

Sally was so excited to see Randy, she randomly squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

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The act of randomly squeezing a man’s penis when erect, typically done by a horny female

Sally was so excited to see Randy’s, she squeezed his penis so hard, he yelled “Geertsen!”

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