3 definition by Merkin boy

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When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.
Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously
by Merkin Boy May 24, 2007

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Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.
person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'
by Merkin boy March 09, 2007

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Dutch for the hairs found in the genital area of a human, more colloquially known as pubes.
person A: 'Would you like a cheese and schaam sandwich?'
person B: 'No thanks i don't like the combination of cheese and your pubes, do you have a schaamburger though?'
person A: 'Why yes i do, here you go'
person B: 'That tastes so good, i'll ask my mum to make some for me tonight!'
by Merkin boy March 15, 2007

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