Definitions by Meowrific

Masturdating

When you date yourself because you know what you like best.

“No sir, I’m not alone; I’m masturdating”.

Masturdating by Meowrific March 23, 2020

Pole Vault 

The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.

I’ve got plenty of material in my pole vault to work with.

Pole Vault by Meowrific March 23, 2020