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Masturdating
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When you
date
yourself because you
know
what you
like
best.
“No
sir
, I’
m not
alone
; I’m masturdating”.
Masturdating
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March 23, 2020
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Pole Vault
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The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of
men
to later use when masturbating.
Like
a “spank bank”, but for
straight
/bi women.
I’ve got plenty of
material
in my
pole
vault
to work with.
Pole Vault
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March 23, 2020
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