Pole Vault

The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.

I’ve got plenty of material in my pole vault to work with.

by Meowrific March 23, 2020

Masturdating

When you date yourself because you know what you like best.

“No sir, I’m not alone; I’m masturdating”.

by Meowrific March 23, 2020