Definitions by Melody Park

you dance like bacon

A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.

It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.

Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.

you dance like bacon by Melody Park May 16, 2006

Bendover Mountain 

An alternate title for the movie Brokeback Mountain.

Person one: Dude, have you seen Bendover Mountain yet?
Person two: Naw, I was too embarASSed to see it in theaters. Lololol!
Person one: Lololol!

Bendover Mountain by Melody Park May 16, 2006

omigawdz 

A retarded way to say "Oh my god"
Usually used when expressing sarcasm or... retardedness.

"Beef jerky is on sale!"
"...Omigawdz. That's amazing."

"OMIGAWDZ BEEFJERKY!!1!!"

omigawdz by Melody Park May 3, 2006