A phrase used to describe terrible dancers.
It could refer to either a piece of meat or the police.
This is because we all know that every police officer has two left feet.
And, well, meat can't dance at all.
Person 1: Time for the funky chicken!
Person 2: Don't you dare. You dance like bacon.
A retarded way to say "Oh my god"
Usually used when expressing sarcasm or... retardedness.
"Beef jerky is on sale!"
"...Omigawdz. That's amazing."
Person one: Dude, have you seen Bendover Mountain yet?
Person two: Naw, I was too embarASSed to see it in theaters. Lololol!
Person one: Lololol!