Melanie Martinez #1 Fan's definitions

Chris

Most Chris’s are ok, but the one I’m talking about has crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair, he is rude and weird. He thinks high-schoolers are better then every single human to exist. He is weird

Person 1: Hey who’s that guy?
Person 2: Oh that’s Chris with the crusty dusty ass ramen noodle hair

Person 1: Oh my god you’re right haha

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 17, 2019

Kaden

Most kadens are ok, but some are really gay. He can’t come up with original roasts and is slow. He has a very weird jaw line and his jokes are dry af.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Hes gay kaden
Person3: Very

by Melanie Martinez #1 Fan December 18, 2019