Definitions by Meir Hashas

badniliphobia 

the constant need to check the bathroom lock for fear of not locking it

i cant sit still in the bathroom for five seconds due to my badniliphobia

badniliphobia by Meir Hashas April 6, 2015

professer 

not to be confused with professor, a professer is one who professes things. no degree is required.

dovid was a professer of math. didnt know a lot of it but always talked about it.

professer by Meir Hashas April 6, 2015