monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.
Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.
by Me Thinking July 25, 2008
mugGet the monologuingmug.

mawf

Middle Aged White Female, often found sporting mom jeans. What happens to a milf or soccer mom when they grow up. Currently applicable to a shitload of baby boomers.
Mom and her mawf friends are at the spa getting botoxed.
by Me Thinking July 25, 2008
mugGet the mawfmug.