mawf

Middle Aged White Female, often found sporting mom jeans. What happens to a milf or soccer mom when they grow up. Currently applicable to a shitload of baby boomers.
Mom and her mawf friends are at the spa getting botoxed.
by Me Thinking February 29, 2008
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monologuing

The present tense/active form of monologued. The act of delivering an involved stream-of-consciousness exposition or explanation, usually in an overly dramatic fashion, that completely halts the conversation. Like in a book or movie where the action screeches to a halt so the character can stand and deliver a huge load of backstory or explanation. Not always TMI or a rant, although those can be forms of monologuing.
Man, she just started monologuing and it was all over.
by Me Thinking February 29, 2008
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