Definitions by Me Forever

Tumblr 

one of the most addicting things in the universe. much better than facebook, which is filled with attention seekers and like whores. it is something you can post what you like and there will be people extremely similar to you.

person 1: are you still on tumblr!
person 2: ive been on for days!

person 2: why are you on facebook, tumblrs so much better.
person 1: just watching the attention seekers and like whores.

Tumblr by me forever June 23, 2013

Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)

I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah

Flakey Facial by Me Forever July 2, 2012