Hojo

Another word for a hand job, or receiving penile gratification via the hand. To be whacked off, or jerked off. The act of receiving hand manipulation.
Becca gave me a hojo last night in the back of my Geo Metro.
by McSandtrap October 29, 2005
mugGet the Hojomug.

Feast or Famine

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).
When it comes to the ladies, it seems like its either feast or famine.
by McSandtrap May 12, 2008
mugGet the Feast or Faminemug.