Mayor of the 'Zone's definitions

FriendZone

That awkward moment when your top gal tells you that "you're a great guy", and you just know it's the end of the world. She might as well cut your dick off and frog-march you to the nearest monastery because you've just been banished to the 'Zone, and you ain't never graduating out of that place.

Me: I cannot sleep because I am thinking about you. I am ALWAYS thinking about you, since you first wrote to me. I can't explain or control my feelings. I just like you. That's it. I miss you so much. I don't know why. I am not in control of my emotions. All I know is that I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I LIKE YOU!!!! Before I knew you I was happy-single, but now I am sad. Every day we don't talk is horrible for me. Did you meet somebody else, or did I do or say something wrong? Did you just want to be friends, and did you not like it when I started to be obvious that I don't just want to be friends?

My top gal: I saw what happened with your feelings and I can't let it be, because I'm not single. I really like you as a person. You are good man.

Me (to my homies): Oh man, she put me in her FriendZone.

One of my homies: At least the FriendZone is better than the EnemyZone. EnemyZone SUCKS!!!

by Mayor of the 'Zone April 19, 2013