Mayor of Bishopville's definitions

Arkport

This village is exciting, there must be a curfew of 7pm cause the town is dead before dark. It's got a cycle shop and ditch though. And that's not the librarian that smells. It's the whole town.

My girlfriend said "kiss me where it smells" so I took her to Arkport.

by Mayor of Bishopville March 27, 2011