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(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.
"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"
"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."
by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013
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