1 definition by Maxine and Zoe
A man with a large mane of ginger hair. Renowned for his chicken dipper fetish and habit of wearing incredibly revealing clothing, may be encountered in Juice or the Scottish town of Sunderland. If female, take caution when approaching as he is known to practice date rape (usually with the aid of the drug Rohypnol). It is thought likely that 'the Crutaliser' suffers from the conditions narcolepsy and reefolepsy.
by Maxine and Zoe May 11, 2006