baconropes

Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.
Ouch, Pricey t-bagged me when I wasn't expecting it and I pulled both of my baconropes.
by Max the milkman January 17, 2009
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g-burn

Rope burn to the genitalia during intercourse. Caused by frictional rubbing of said body part against a female's underwear because you were too lazy to take it off.
Ah my dick feels like corn today! Patricia's sandpaper underwear gave me g-burn!
by Max the milkman February 02, 2009
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